Flying Flagella

A phrase you proclaim when you are excited and/or upset about a certain thing. Flagella is a bacterial, slender threadlike structure, like a spermatozoa. Replacement phrase for fuck.

Dude 1: Dude, your girlfriend is pregnant.

Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA
I THOUGHT I WAS GAY
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Dude 1: Dude, I'm pregnant.
Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA DUDE

by KatAttack716 February 20, 2017

Flying the Tank

When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.

"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"

by BrendonandChandler June 18, 2016

fly dick

A person with a tiny penis.

Person 1-look at my penis
Person 2- that's tiny man, you got a fly dick

by D.ave August 10, 2016

kicked for flying

The most common message seen on Minecraft anarchy servers, especially 2b2t.

Your duel with TheCampingRusher: Both at 1 HP
2b2t: Kicked for flying
You:

by InvaderInvader December 13, 2020

Flying Sword

A way to Troll in League of Legends. It means you have a Flying Sword as an icon in LoL.

Me: Hey, Are you a Flying Sword.
You: Whats that supposed to mean?
Me: Google it.

by Trigus September 3, 2012

flying on yourself

Acting overly self-assertive or self-confident.

Julia: "Hey Daniel i'm so good at reading people!"
Daniel: "Jeeeeessss Julia, stop flying on yourself!"

by zautner August 29, 2012

fly fossil

When a person goes number two in a hot plastic outhouse that is infested with flies. The flies get trapped between the static layer of dung and the incoming layer of butter.

Wow! That Taco Bell tore me up! I must have made at least a dozen fly fossils in that plastic crapper!

by Redneckdanger July 3, 2018