afro-engineered

The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.

Tyrone's bumper fell of his car so he afro-engineered it by super gluing it back on.

by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003

Sound engineer

Somebody who wrongfully uses the title "sound engineer" for their job when they really belong to a group called "sound technicians".

Their job is to facilitate the production of sound during recordings and events using technology that an actual engineer has designed.

"So what do you do you for a living?"
"I'm a sound engineer"

"Ah so you must be quite good with electronics then"
"No, I just sit in a recording studio and press buttons"

"Ah right, I think you mean you are a sound technician"

by Frankxk April 20, 2021

squirt engine

A mixed drink made from Squirt soda, Gin, and a little grenadine.

"Squirt Engine is a great drink."

by Mo D March 15, 2008

Brown Pipe Engineer

A plop plumber who always visits via the tradesman’s entrance.

Timmy was visited by the Brown Pipe Engineer in the dead of the night.

by K-Slash April 27, 2006

enginerdy

When a conversation involving a normal person and an engineer moves into the fields of science and engineering.

"That comment you made about the beam carrying a load of 200 kg is so enginerdy."

by I_R_Ubuntu June 15, 2009

English Owned

The name for when you beat someone in grammar, vocabulary or pronunciation.

Jim: If only that was possible.

Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.

Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!

by Gordon-Man December 28, 2010

Engibeer

Usually a situation where a drinkers partner is a stumbling block, between one or more gentlemen getting together for a drinking session or
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a person trained and skilled in the design, construction, and manipulation, or in any of various branches of engibeering:

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to plan, construct, or manage as an engibeer: He's engibeered several big drinking sessions.

7.

to design or create using the techniques or methods of engibeering: The party has been engibeered to run efficiently.

8.

to arrange, manage, or carry through by skillful or artful contrivance

Richard certainly engibeered the weekend beautifully, never thought Sara would let him get away with it!

by Rout routee September 7, 2010