blue light district

an area in Chicago, particularly along North Avenue, where the presence of the new security cameras to deter crime is noted by the blue lights that constantly flash to scare off would be criminals.

Dan: I wonder where we are...
Steve: See the cameras.... that means Blue Light district.

by Chicagoan November 1, 2006

disturbing

If a person is disturbing, they may have strange ideas about what is awesome/nice/sexy etc. They are probably creepy, but disturbing people tend to be those who make you laugh the most.

Bethany: Ooh, Euan is wearing turquoise tights? I think I just had an orgasm!
Eilidh: You're disturbing.

by CatMac :) February 8, 2012

Distinguished

attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.

Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch.

by flatrabbitfan February 4, 2010

distop

Verb; to take off any top from any bottle. A synonym could be the verb 'to unplug'.

Edwin, I can't distop this 2-litter soda, the plastic top is so tight. Could u help me distop it, please? See in Spanish 'destapar' and 'destapador' if u know what I mean.

by Edwin P January 26, 2008

Distance

Stupid stupid word and thing that slowly kills peopl.e It really sucks and shouldn't exist.

Distance sucks

by Distance hater June 6, 2017

distracturbation

When you get distracted by other things while masturbating. This can also be applied to a situation where you get distracted while doing something, forget what you were doing, then decide to rub one out.

My teacher asked me why my homework was half done and all I could say was “Distracturbation”

by ShittyTitty October 8, 2017

Softened by Distance (SBD)

When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly

Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!

by trets May 7, 2009