Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.
Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.
Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.
by DROD76 October 28, 2015

Did you hear about Claire's new father daddy?? She fucks him during services and gets his holy cock.
by Slick philosopher July 10, 2017

by Fine_blondie May 17, 2019

Bob: Jane how was your trip to the gynecologist?
Jane: It was alright, he did a daddy nikolai and took some blood samples. Other than that, everything else is okay.
Jane: It was alright, he did a daddy nikolai and took some blood samples. Other than that, everything else is okay.
by silentthread June 15, 2010

Please daddy is when you're asking 'daddy ' (your husband or boyfriend for) someyhing, it's usually in a sexual manner
by Crucified12 October 24, 2017

Lesbian 1: do you know who’s got the Lesbian Daddy Energy?
Lesbian 2: no?
Lesbian 1: Cate Blanchett
Lesbian 2: she could step on me
Lesbian 2: no?
Lesbian 1: Cate Blanchett
Lesbian 2: she could step on me
by Sapphoislovesick January 6, 2021

by Mcvogel May 20, 2020
