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Democrats

A group of people who will literally go extinct in a couple of decades, do to their anti-American attitudes and liberal stand on most issues.
6 of the 19 9/11 hijackers were registered to vote in the US, they were registered Democrats.
by J March 23, 2005
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Democrazy

The action by which one such political parties members or party member refuses or fails to present themselves to perform their duties in the office for which they have been appointed.

A failure of the Democratic process perpetuated by elected members of a governing body by their failure to simply carry out thier duties.
14 Democratic Representatives went Democrazy, fleeing the state of Wisconsin to avoid voting on a bill they dislike.
by politicotimdini March 9, 2011
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Red Dog Democrats

Republicans who have started voting for Moderate to Conservative Democrats after the GOP became the party of Donald Trump. Red Dog Democrats are similar to a Blue Dog Democrat. They are symbolised by Clifford the Big Red Dog.
"What's the difference between Red Dog Democrats or Liberal Republicans?"
"Red Dogs voted for McCain, and Liberal Republicans voted for Obama"
by George's_Bush March 14, 2021
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Democracy

The term "democracy" derives from ancient Greek: "Demos" means the mob (of citizens) + "Kratos" meaning ruler(ship), i.e., government. Therefore Demo + cracy = Mob Rule.

We are NOT ruled by the mob; we are ruled by the Media. Therefore we are a Mediocracy.
In a Democracy, rulers are chosen by the mob, according to their promises to do whatever the mob thinks it wants. Before taking office, they must first take an oath to only do what everyone wants and never to do anything that everyone does not want. This is called the Oath of Office. Because not everyone wants the same thing, the ruler in a true Democracy can never actually do anything because everyone cannot agree on anything. But in a Mediocracy that pretends to be a Democracy, the Media constantly criticizes the ruler for doing everything, anything, and nothing, because the mob cannot agree on anything and must be told everything that they must disagree with, so that they may continue to disagree with everything as the Media so directs in order to remain in power.

Individuals in Media who are chosen by others in the Media to rule over US, before taking office, must first be sworn in, whereby they swear never to do anything that exceeds Mediocre. This is called the Oath of Mediocrity. Thereafter nothing of actual value may ever be permitted.
by C. Ed Wright September 30, 2010
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Representative Democracy

A joke that involves freedoms and "choice". In reality you have no power, it allows gerrymandering, if the two conspires (Republican+Democrat, due to first pass the post, shit system BTW), you have no choice in reality.
by Click Here! December 5, 2017
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DEMOCRACY/DEMOCRATS!

THE BEST, THE TOUGHEST, AND THE OVER EMPOWERMENT OF THE FUCKING REPUBLICANS/REPUBLICAN POLITICAL PARTY!
THE BEST PLUS THE TOUGHEST EQUALS DEMOCRACY/DEMOCRATS!
by THETRUEPROUDDEMOCRAT! November 11, 2020
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Democrites

What the Democratic party should just go ahead and rename itself.

It's a contraction of Demcrats and Hypocrites which fits those fucking jackasses perfectly.
Dirty fucking Democrites are waffling and flip flopping again.
by fuck COMMUNISM (it's evil) August 11, 2004
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