Cyber Romeo

A guy that thinks he is in a relationship with you because he chats with you online. Sometimes asks you for money and usually promises to take you to a foreign location. He is probably a serisl dater as well. He never gives you his phone number, and he works overseas somewhere. He will tell you he is a widower and that he has a child.

Girl: Hi
Cyber Romeo: I love you baby. I've missed you so much. There is a problem with my credit card and I can't get back home. Can you send me some money?
Girl: I don't have any extra money.
Cyber Romeo: See if you can borrow it. I will pay you back when I get there.

by cjwench June 23, 2011

Cyber Insecurity

The mild panic that arises when you realize you might not be as funny or as cute as you thought based on a lack of comments to your recently posted status update or picture.

You posted a picture on Facebook of your 4 month old baby and didn't garner one measly Like, thus producing the cyber insecurity that your friends think your baby is ugly.

by Sulli-Chan July 11, 2011

Cyber Power Blaster

Hackers who target pornographic websites and make animated lasers shoot from the orifices and nipples of nude photos.

When Larry Flynt turned on his computer and signed into Hustler.com, he was surprised to see that it had been tampered with by a cyber power blaster.

by PanhandleSlim July 27, 2011

Cyberlovin'

Falling in love with someone you have only met online, to the point of missing them when they are offline.

Jack: How can I miss her when I've never even met her?!??!??
Luke: Cause you cyberlovin' mate.

by Headmangran September 7, 2011

cyberheimers

That moment of going online only to forget what you were about to access.

I just opened a new tab in Internet Explorer, butbecause of cyberheimers I immediately forgot what I opened it for.

by Old Foagie October 8, 2011

Cyber Paramour

A man or woman who engages in an illicit online affair with a married person. Cybersex may or may not be part of the exchange.

"He engaged a Cyber Paramour to take care of his hidden unmet needs while he was still married. They talked online several times a week."

by Mamahipster November 7, 2011

Cyberboating

A port-manteau of 'Cybersex' and 'Motorboating', meant to symbolise the virtual motorboating of a person via written text on a social networking platform (such as Facebook or a chat application). It is a playful term and can apply to either a man or a woman, with the respective motorboated zones usually being the crotch on the former and the cleavage on the latter; just like in irl motorboating.

Status update: "Happy birthday! Consider yourself cyberboated, you hot piece of crotch tosh!! *wink*"

Ever since my fag hag went backpacking overseas I've had to settle for mere cyberboating :(

by TheGreatSpaces November 18, 2011