Loser Cruiser

A vintage, (i.e. nothing newer than 1980) small motored, street bike that is in imaculate, original condition.

"-so this old tattooed dude was totally rockin' a Loser Cruiser"

by Retardo Montobond January 3, 2009

cruise missile

a gay warhead

look at that bent bastard cruising around Baghdad

by www.fulep.com April 19, 2004

Booze Cruise

A booze crusie is where teens on holiday go for fun. They get complete strangers to do sexual positions with each other to get drink. They get complely drunk and give people blow jobs and tit sucks.

Hey you coming onto a Booze Cruise. were gonna get smashed.

by Bubbly Blue 27 February 6, 2013

Cruise Control

The state of which your body has exhausted all its energy during sexual activity and results in a slow, uncontrolled motion that oddly resembles a humping motion.

After 5 hours of sex joe was very tired and put it into cruise control to catch his breath

by Tsutomu October 21, 2006

Vista Cruiser

A mid-sized station wagon made by Oldsmobile from 1964-1977. Noted for it's cool dome like skylight over the back passenger seats, and it's small glass panels on the top of the rear windows that curved into the roof. 1964-1967 models had a some what blocky shape, and 1968-1972 models had the popular coke bottle body style. But in 1973 it was downsized and lost it's unique roof treatment. While still an attractive looking wagon with it's woody trim, it just looked like every other GM mid-size wagon at that time, and never got much attention. It was axed in 1977 and replaced with a downsized Cutlass model.

In the TV series "That 70's Show" the character Eric Foreman owns a gold 1969 Vista Cruiser.

by Metalhead83 September 16, 2011

douche cruise ship

People who whine too much on web based drifting forums.

He is a douche cruise ship.

by Michelle_LS1 March 7, 2008

Costa Cruise

A massive cruise ship belonging to the company Costa, which is also a coffee company. It is an Italian company that has around 25 ships and counting and each can hold on average around 2000 passengers and around 800+ crew.

It goes everywhere around the world and is very popular for tourists who need a break. The crew are very multicultural and range from Europeans to Asians and South Americans, most of them are very beautiful but sadly most are taken. The cruises are very big and has many different facilities on board.

This cruise is not the best in the world but is currently competing with other top class cruises including: Holland America Lines, Eurodam, Carnival and Cunard. It is a very expensive company to travel with and you can soon see your money drain very fast if you were to book a holiday/vacation with them.

You would see many Italians on board since it is a Italian company. Cabins are relatively small and there is not enough room to have sexual intercourse with your partner or a hooker you found during your travels. Drinks are very expensive and are a rip off, there are stalkers who like to take your photo and sell them to you for over $30 per picture but hate it when you take their picture.

Overall Costa Cruises is a very nice cruise company and the ships they have are amazing with friendly crew and they have shows which are performed every night and can be very entertaining.

Going on a Costa Cruise is a once in a life time experience.

by Downtown Wtf August 10, 2009