Cratters

A description of anything varying from insane to stupid.

"You see that thing there on her head? Why that's absolutely cratters!"

by Gentlesirs February 3, 2012

craftsterbating

Pinning multitudes of craft tutorials and projects to boards on Pinterest.com with no intention of ever making anything.

I'm craftsterbating so hard today — Martha Stewart AND Design Sponge put out these amazing tutorials for awesome crafts that I SO am going to make someday.

by thechimes December 17, 2012

Craterian

Smoother than smooth. The softest thing you might feel, feels almost like you're touching velvet. Feeling of the untroubled sleek skin. Oh so lustrous.

Andrew: Did you feel Nicole's legs!?
Daniel: No?
Andrew: They were so dang craterian.

Daniel: ooooh..(;

by Captain John. August 25, 2013

crate rape

verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\

the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..

Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"

This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.

PLAYER 1:

Hey, did you see that?

THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)

PLAYER 2:

Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.

by MJ FAME December 16, 2013

crafthead

someone who plays minecraft for an extended period of time. This term is a portmanteau of "craft" (minecraft) and "Crackhead", denoting the addictive properties of the game minecraft.

I am a crafthead, and i'm proud of it. No wonder Microsoft wanted in on the minecraft and ported it to xbox 360. it has to be the best non-halo XB360 game ever, even though it's simply a shadow of the PC version.

by Not Aaron Krause January 23, 2014

craft room

A place where pre-menopausal women go to assemble substitutions for an enjoyable sex life after 40. The shambled, disheveled appearance of the room is a metaphor for the wreck they once called a love life. This phase is a precursor to Crazy Cat Lady. Avoid anything other than hookups with his type

Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.

Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.

Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.

That chick has a craft room. She clearly sucks at relationships.

by Dickshunharry October 8, 2014

Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock

Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted

by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015