fuck off courtney

The best line in the entire first season of 13 Reasons Why, a popular Netflix series.

Ryan: Bryce is a rapist.
Courtney: Allege-
Ryan: Fuck off Courtney.

by musicalkittens May 16, 2018

common courtesy reach around

Used when two gay guys have sex doggy style. The "top" guy gives the "bottom" guy pleasure by reaching round and masturbating the penis. Can be used by non gays to describe someone who has not done something that you would expect them to do due to "common courtesy".

Also, if someone is a tight arse.

Dan "That dude did not hold the door open for me"

Mike "Yeah - I bet he doesn't do the common courtesy reach around either"

by Slackmatt September 13, 2007

courthouse

1.) Where you go when you know you've fucked up with the law.

2.) The building where you get marriage licenses and lose your balls.

Dude, I gotta go to the courthouse.

Why?

I got ticket.

by Dragonvamp06 April 30, 2008

Courtesy Rub

when you start rubbing your partner to initiate sex but are hoping they don't want any because you are too tired to perform. so you can say the next day that you tried to but your partner said no.

I tried to turn him on by rubbing his cock, but I was so tired it was actually just a "courtesy rub"

by Jesse Pike July 19, 2009

Courting capture mode

the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying

you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Courtesy Flash

Courtesy Flash: Occurs when a strong, strictly platonic, friendship forms between an average male and extremely attractive female. The male wants to bang the female incredibly bad, but usually the female is hung up on ex-boyfriends, or too emotionally unavailable for the male friend to take advantage. Under these circumstances, the female will need the male friend to reach out to, and in turn the male friend will keep trying to bang the female, because of the attention he is receiving from her. The female will recognize this, which will make her feel ill of depriving this weary emotional soldier, her good friend, his sexual dues, and will reward him with a random flash for the time he has put in. Thus the Courtesy Flash was born; to repay the male who has no chance of banging the one he desires, yet just deserves to see some fuckin' amazing titties.

Davon: So I Laura and I went to the lake yesterday, she and I are such great friends!

Mika: Holy shit dude, she has the biggest cans I have ever been in the presence of.

Davon: Damn, you're right. I want to bang her so bad it's all I can think about. She keeps teasing me with the courtesy flash. I can't just ignore the possibility of seeing some grade A boobies at random, just for talking about her ex boyfriends new girlfriend. Her boobies are so nice.

by TR-BO March 10, 2011

Courtney Style

Used to define a beautiful female blonde who, when extremely intoxicated, will steal things from places or people without them knowing. Not because she is good at it, but because she is well liked and angelic in appearance. This person will have distinctive traits of sarcasm, making fun of other people, laughing at themselves and more than likely has been diagnosed with IBS.

Man, I wish I could jack that bar sign Courtney Style!

Look at that scarf! She definitely got that Courtney Style!

That purse was right there so I just grabbed the money Courtney Style!

She just failed at kifing those shot glasses Courtney Style!

by JSOY May 13, 2011