FUNNIEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!! don't listen to any thing that any hater says about him. he has an amazing delivery on his jokes and is hilarious. hands down the funniest comedian ever!!
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by funnykid99 February 26, 2010
a super groovy class, that is useful for getting out of lame classes, like sociology or band, with dumb people, and a depressed teacher, and my best friend CHRISTAE!
by shimmy March 15, 2004
Winner of American Idol Season 7. He won because a bunch of horny ugly desperate housewives voted for him thinking that one day he will hopefully have sex with them. He was kind of ugly and fat during the show but he lost some weight and got an American Idol makeover and grew some facial hair. He's totally fuckable now. I'd fuck him. I think David Cook thought that once he won American Idol he would be able to have sex with super hot girls, but no. Instead, he has to have sex with old ugly ladies cause they're the only ones who like him, who know who he even is, and they're the people who buy his stuff. He HAS to fuck them. He has no choice.
Old Horny Lady: "Oh my goodness, my David Cook is such an amazing singer. I want to fuck him but i can't cause i'm old and ugly and my vagina is humongous now."
by homezfoo July 03, 2009
by BobbyBezy September 03, 2009
-Jimmy: have you seen that new girl in class, Jasime?
-Petey: yeah, she's hot man...I'd like to cook curry with her aaaallll night long
-Petey: yeah, she's hot man...I'd like to cook curry with her aaaallll night long
by CurryEater September 16, 2005
by louis_14 November 17, 2007