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verbal compensation

The greatest bunch of hokey ever conceived as a supposedly acceptable/adequate alternative to monetary payment or actual physical labor to recompense someone for goods/services that he's provided. Even if it was agreed beforehand that the person's assistance would be performed at no cost, too many moochers take advantage of this practice by knowingly/grossly underestimating the amount of time/effort/resources that would actually be required to perform the task, and so the prospective provider is deceived into thinking that the requested task is far less arduous/involved than is turns out to be; he would likely never have agreed to provide his services for free if he'd known the true size/scope of the requested task.
Disgruntled teenager: That skinflint connivin' ol' fart Mr. Jones snookered my buddies and me into "just loading a discarded pile of lightweight foam insulation into the dumpster" for him… not only did he neglect to mention that said insulation was GLUED ONTO PANELS OF SHEETROCK which made them about ten times as heavy, but then afterwards he just gave us VERBAL compensation ---"Great job, fellas... appreciate it! Thanks! I'm really grateful for your volunteering to help out an old weak-muscled geezer like me!" --- instead of slipping us each a ten-spot, the way any decent person would do!
by QuacksO December 21, 2016
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American competition

Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.
I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.
by Nickboyy September 3, 2017
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Cloud Competition

An event where virgin vapers congregate to blow huge clouds and discuss their virginity with like-minded people.
I went to a Cloud Competition this weekend. I took 3rd Place in the Trick category, but everyone who attended got 1st Place in the Never Getting Laid category.
by Tactical Jackass June 4, 2018
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not competitive

1; A operation that most service advisors aren’t smart enough to realize aren’t included operations.

2; a phrase used by adjusters who are both too afraid of their bosses to contest them and too uneducated to know how to combat fraudulent claims.
This adjuster actually just told me that a post scan is “not competitive”. Guess we must be one of them “only shop”’s.
by Woodybase June 11, 2019
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Saucy Commie

When your commanding officer cuts off your supply line of gay porn so you and the rest of the front line start bumming each other which acts as a morale boost assisting any assault which may already be in progress.
Colonel Sanders just won a decisive victory by utilising the Saucy Commie strategy
by WhiteboyzWitAttitude May 28, 2020
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Keyboard-Commie

-An individual speaking from a social platform while contradictorily denouncing the first amendment.
Quit being a keyboard-commie and let him use the internet!
by DeserTynker January 15, 2021
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Corn Commie

An American of non-costal origin who is more left leaning, maybe even socialist, but still loosely grounded in what are considered to be “Midwestern values”.
Person 1: “You see Tom the other day? Dude was driving his pickup around Main Street with a Bernie Sanders sticker on his bumper and an AR-15 mounted on his rear view ! I’m so confused”

P2: “Yeah, ever since he got back from college he’s been a bit of a Corn Commie”
by J.ALLLEN96 April 13, 2021
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