certified cheesecake

absolute badman cheese cake, above all the other, this one stands out ontop

yo have you tried this cheese cake?

yeah g thats a certified cheesecake!!

by certifiedbadboycheesecake May 10, 2018

clartacius

A object or Something that resembles a woman’s arse clart, usually abused

by teens

Roadman 1: oi g that exercise ball is hella clartacius
Roadman 2: init it’s fuckin sexc

by Ingloid July 15, 2018

Certoon

When you are retarded and can't spell certoon

omg im watching a certoon called white fang

by SpicyBigDaddy July 18, 2018

certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018

Clarts

mud

Get out of the clarts. You'll get your shoes dirty.

by Cnic1 February 7, 2019

certo mode

when you’ve been smoking hellas and you have a drug test

dude my mom said she’s gonna drug test me time to initiate certo mode

by fuckalight February 27, 2019

Certainist

The most certain

I am the most certainist when dealing with you less knowing people

by Saya1salle March 18, 2019