Hot Cheetos

Those hot chips that turn everything red (even your poop) that you can eat with everything and it's hella good.

Recipe:

Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.

Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =

Denaynay: I want some hot cheetos and cream cheese
Jonqueesha: Man, just slap em on a bagel!

by MONiKAA November 12, 2009

Cheetosexual

A name for trump supporters because 1) they love trump and 2) they can finally feel the oppression they want so badly to feel.

Sadly, my parents are cheetosexuals and will never be excepted in civilized society

by Bisexual_mess February 27, 2021

Cheetohotline

A beautiful/handsome person that post curse stuff on tiktok

She's a crack head but me and the rest of her followers still love them

1:cheetohotline is so cool

2: cheetohotline is also really hot!

3: cheetohotline can kiss me

by Cheetossidehoe June 14, 2021

co-op cheetos

Junk food made from organic ingredients so you will feel better about eating it.

Billy's "healthy diet" is an illusion; his pantry is full of co-op cheetos and free range lard.

by goodmanjm August 6, 2009

Cheesott

Anything that exceeds mere cheesiness enters into the cheesott zone. It's something that moves you in spite of your awareness that it is trying to move you. Most Hallmark cards, with their overly sentimental and maudlin prose, qualify, as do manipulative tear jerker chick flicks, lines like "Nobody puts Baby in a corner" and "You had me at hello", and anything from Titanic, including the video to My Heart Will Go On--watching Celine Dion beat her bony little chest gets me every time. It's a perfect storm--the cheesiest performer performing the cheesiest song. Cheesott heaven. Seeing Cher bounce around an aircraft carrier wearing a thong and howling "Do You Believe in Love?!" fits the bill. William Hung channeling Ricky Martin is a cheesott sandwich. You get the idea.

When Jess first heard Wind Beneath My Wings she said to herself, damn, that song is Cheesott (as she wiped the tears from her face).

by nilknocs December 19, 2008

Cheevotee

One who is extremely, utterly and completely in love with Cheetos. This person loves having "cheetle" on their fingers, and will take every opportunity to eat Cheetos they possibly can.

"Dave was such a Cheevotee." - Stu

"I wanted some Cheetos, but that Cheevotee Roger ate them all." - Carol

by Jrob31 December 2, 2010

Cheetah Rich

To be rich enough to afford pet cheetahs. You may not actually buy pet cheetahs but they are an option, if you are bored enough, or have the connections (i.e. a Toyota corolla or Prius is not your primary means of transportation)

"Damn! that fool is Cheetah Rich", "Oh, so you're going out on your yacht...it must be nice to be Cheetah Rich", "the guy who drove up in his new Bugatti is Cheetah Rich"...you get the picture

by Shawngoez November 12, 2013