Cellador

Omaha-Based Power Metal band.

Nothing special, really. Their guitar player Chris Petersen rips off many people. For example, he uses a Dragonforce vocal melody as a guitar melody on the song Forever Unbound (the intro to Forever Unbound is ripped from the Dragonforce song Valley of the Damned).
Chris also runs many effects through his amp to hide his sloppyness.

Their bassist is turned down really low to hide the fact that he can't play galloping triplet-based rhythms. That, and he also plays a 4-string bass and doesn't do any technical playing. I know bassists typically don't do anything technical, but he doesn't add licks or chops to any rhythms. Power Metal is about technical playing and the energy that comes with it, not dopey repetitiveness.

Their drummer has too many generic beats, thereby making the songs boring.

Their only redeeming factor is Bill Hudson, thereby making them somewhat decent. Notice how I lessened the effect of the word 'decent' by putting 'somewhat' in front of it.

I saw Cellador live a few times.... the first time I was impressed, because I hadn't ever listend to power metal. Now that I know my shit from my oatmeal, I can safely say that these guys are only acclaimed and known because they were in the right place at the right time.

by Disappointed Listener September 14, 2008

Cellie

1. Ruler of the world, supreme ruler, princess of everything, having awesome power

2. A beautiful women or girl that charms everyone she meets immediatly

I want to be a cellie when I grow up

That new girl is such a cellie

by CNL December 27, 2008

ReD CeLL

An elite SOCOM II clan.

DAMN! ReD CeLL just fucked us up!!!

by Chris aka Ares December 19, 2004

cell phone

Old fashioned word for mobile phone. Still used in backward areas of the world.

A cell phone would be like one of those huge brick things with a long arial that people used to have in the 1980s. Now they are much smaller and known as mobile's.

by Terry September 12, 2004

cell phone

a fun little thing to have. i got mine when i was eight, for my brother's tenth birthday, lol. getting better and better, doing more things, faster, or efficiantly. so more people are getting them youger. theres nothing wrong with it so stfu.

7 year old girl= "Dad my friend just got a cell phone!"

Dad= "Well, I think its about time you get one."

7 year old girl= "FOR SERIOUS!? :"

by kccc =] June 27, 2007

Cellfish

The act of being a total inconsiderate dick face whose life revolves around their shit box of a cell phone and can't take 2 seconds to take their eyes off their cell phone to notice what's going on around them.

Billy: Hey johnny...

Johnny: (Keeps playing with cell phone while driving)
Billy: HEY... Johnny...
Johnny: (Keeps playing with cell phone while driving)
Billy: HEY JOHNNY YOU CELLFISH ASSHOLE WE'VE HAD A COP FOLLOWING US WITH HIS CHERRIES ON FOR A MILE

by Teamschitty February 5, 2017

Cell Phone Justice

1. The advantage one gains over the inattention of another using a cell phone.

2. The consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.

1. I got cell phone justice at the grocery store today because I dipped in front of a witless fool yacking on his cell at the checkout and got out of there in a flash.

2. It took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. He gave bad cell phone justice.

by mc7e June 20, 2009