1 definition by Teamschitty
The act of being a total inconsiderate dick face whose life revolves around their shit box of a cell phone and can't take 2 seconds to take their eyes off their cell phone to notice what's going on around them.
Billy: Hey johnny...
Johnny: (Keeps playing with cell phone while driving)
Billy: HEY... Johnny...
Johnny: (Keeps playing with cell phone while driving)
Billy: HEY JOHNNY YOU CELLFISH ASSHOLE WE'VE HAD A COP FOLLOWING US WITH HIS CHERRIES ON FOR A MILE
Johnny: (Keeps playing with cell phone while driving)
Billy: HEY... Johnny...
Johnny: (Keeps playing with cell phone while driving)
Billy: HEY JOHNNY YOU CELLFISH ASSHOLE WE'VE HAD A COP FOLLOWING US WITH HIS CHERRIES ON FOR A MILE
by Teamschitty February 5, 2017