A Catholic high school in Preston that is filled to the brim with the two N's (Nonces and Narcs) it's staff is likely under trained it is hell on earth if you were thinking of going how about instead shoving a ten foot tall spike up your arse until it bursts out of your head my head of year started shipping me with some boys (even tho I'm a lesbian) and they clearly don't know how to treat children you can never take off your jumper (even after school(I am not even kidding they wait outside Paris and shops and stuff and watch you so you have to keep it on it doesn't matter how hot it is)) unless summer uniform is called this is the worst school I could think of. Another thing about this school is you get referred for showing any emotion e.g I got referred for crying once they are well strict on gum and chewing gum I hate it there so if you're thinking of going please for your safety and mental stability please just don't go there
Jacob: why tf do you still have your school jumper on its 30°c
Anna: I go to Our Lady's Catholic High School (OLCHS) so the teachers are waiting outside the park and watching us so I can't break any of the school rules including the strict uniform policy
Jacob: that's bullshit they can't do that. What about human rights.
Anna: they don't fucking care they also take away freedom of speech so yeah
Jacob: that has to be illegal
Anna: I go to Our Lady's Catholic High School (OLCHS) so the teachers are waiting outside the park and watching us so I can't break any of the school rules including the strict uniform policy
Jacob: that's bullshit they can't do that. What about human rights.
Anna: they don't fucking care they also take away freedom of speech so yeah
Jacob: that has to be illegal
by A.s.n.h.n.a.a.w. May 25, 2025
The ridiculously unnatural contortion of the body, commonly witnessed during films involving demonic possesion or Catholic exorcisms.
"The demon possessed girl was nearly finished with a game of Catholic Twister by the time the priest arrived."
by ChasetheInferno January 11, 2012
A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"
"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"
by sexybeast.blue.black December 27, 2022
Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!
Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
by ccanonymous October 27, 2024
I saw Father Jeremiah leaving mass with the Jones's boy. Looks like we're going to have a seedless Catholic on our hands.
by Rick Pots November 12, 2018
St Joseph’s is shit.You learn nothing there.Around 99.9% of the girls pretend to like each other but then go talk shit about each other behind there backs.Toilets are proper rank.If you want your mental health to be destroyed then I recommend going here cheers
At Joseph’s catholic college is not good
by IMNOTFUCKING10 July 06, 2021
The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.
Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."
by Jay Jay Jetplane February 18, 2014