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Catholic Guilt

The most gay religion on the face of the earth. if shit happens they think its their fault. They think they should go to confession all the time. my school is catholic. its gay
by Holly Matronic May 3, 2007
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Cafeteria Catholicism

The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.
Dude, that meat loaf looks nasty. Good thing I'm practicing Cafeteria Catholicism.
by aaaacarpet December 28, 2005
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catholic church

the catholic church is not one of the lost books of the bible as they would lead to believe... the catholic church is the help of those unable to enter the congregation of the LORD by want of disposition. it's aim is to help others to have fulfilled laws old and new testaments written in there hearts ... it is for those who have no spiritual father. basically it is so so you can be accepted by the community of cristiandom .. if you are a bastard you cannot be accepted into the congregation of the LORD until you have fulfilled all ten generations the catholics work as a people to help those who must learn in completeness the law of there beliefs ... the church simply represents that... it basically means the fulfillment with the help of the catholic church of all ten generations so that any one can enter the tabernacle of the LORD
the creation of the catholic church... a guy died martyred his cause for 1000 years in jesus generation to create the catholic church he being the old testament and jesus being the new ... that essentially was how the catholic began..
by angus david macfarlane June 13, 2007
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st. mikes catholic school

It is an all boy school in Toronto where in the football change rooms they broomstick each others assholes bus it looks like fun. They fuck bare girls even tho they are all gay, if you see white girls in their school hoodies you know theres some tea, it costs $30,000 to go there and get broomsticked but the first time is free, no one there is smart but they still get 90's because their white ass parents pay for their grades, they may be hot but they aren't bf material.
smc boy: i go to st mikes but i swear i don't broomstick

anyone else: sure you don't you, go to st. mikes catholic school so you must
by Samuellyrasty February 3, 2019
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Catholic memorial

Catholic memorial is a private all boy Catholic school located in west Roxbury Massachusetts. There’s a lot of fags at this school so I’m sure they enjoy being around only boys all day but some of the people there are chill. They get there ass beat in every sport by xaverian brotherhood high school which is the nemesis in sports.
Joe: yo we are playing against Catholic memorial in hockey I heard they are nasty at puck.
Matt: No Catholic memorial is the worst team in the Catholic conference those kids lose to Xaverian and get checked into the boards at hockey games by xaverian a lot.
by Xaverian Hawk July 21, 2021
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catholicized

to be transformed through a systematic education in the tenants of catholicism; a giving in to the faith and principles professed by the Roman Catholic Church. Subservient to an esoteric principle of faith. Convinced.
Too often have I seen really good people catholicized to the point that they can no longer find happiness. Their guilt rules over their lives and their faith gets the best of them.
by Etyfunkalist May 25, 2014
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Central Catholic

A school in San Antonio known for its drugged up, hormonal, wimpy teenage boys. This school is guaranteed to fail all of your expectations of a school that costs thousands of dollars to go to, unless your expectation is to be buttraped in the ass everyday. Bending over to pick up a pencil is, quite literally, not worth a Central Catholic student’s time: not because they are all spoiled rich white kids who vape all day, but because Jorge is always on the prowl for some fresh teenage virginity to steal and you will get AIDs, along with whatever fungus is growing in between his legs.

If you are a homosexual, spoiled, teenage boy looking to hook up with other teenage boys that go to Central or Incarnate Word, then this is the place for you.
Hey man, wanna go have gay sex with those Central Catholic kids?
by GeraldotheThird20909 April 10, 2019
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