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the cape

A stupid bitch that always gets in the way, ruining your plans. The cape always tags along and will whine the entire time.
Dude the cape got us so bad.
by anticape May 21, 2007
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cape

worn when given a haircut, or in general to protect clothing. it is usually either snapped or velcroed around the neck and drapes down over the person receiving the cut and the chair. it is rather comfortable and tends to turn people on. especially when a neck strip is first wrapped around the neck, and sticks up from the collar of the cape.

capes are usually big, to cover up everything.
I watched my hair slide down the salon cape.

The hair dresser fastened a big cape around my neck.

Today I sat out on the front porch wearing a neck strip and my favorite cape.

I love getting a haircut at the local barbers. They use the good old vertical striped capes instead of those obnocious colored ones.
by haircuttingcapefetish July 24, 2010
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cape cod

best place in the world with the best people, beaches, places to eat, and everything :D Cape Cod is the best
my girls, the best in this whole world!!

Nauset Beach = <33333333

Java Journey is love too!
by a cape lover May 14, 2005
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Canned Heat

The experience before farting. The location of a fart before evacuating the anus. The passing of gas.
Careful! I just released some Canned Heat.
Wow, who just opened the Canned Heat in here.
I gotta hit the john and crack open this Canned Heat I got goin on.
by Busta Cherries October 2, 2008
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The green snake-sugar cane anology is one that is seen on multiple occasions in the popular show Futurama, said by Hermes Conrad.

Nonetheless, it is perfectly normal to use the said analogy in your conversations and chats.

The green snake-sugar cane can be used in any context. (see the example below)

It represents some what witty response, and is believed by many to be the secret of seducing a woman on the spot. All though, it's just a rumour.
Boy: Hi, How are you doing?

Girl: Fuck off, peepsquek.

Boy: Now, now, you got me all hot like a green snake in a sugar cane field.

Girl: Oh my god, I feel so horny. Fuck me. Take me now!
by Dog Doo 8 December 1, 2010
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Cape Coral

1. The place where every old person in America comes to die.
2. The 5th largest city in Florida, although you cant tell, because nobody, except its residents, knows it even exists.
3. A place where every scene kid in America seems to live, and for fun activities, well you can find some of the "local scene beans" behind the mcdonalds at camalot snorting cocaine, and other various illegal substances.
4.A place that has nothing to do, except for marquee cinemas, and sun splash.
5. A drama filled city, mostly because of all the scene kids, so if your life is boring, become scene.
Very Old Person 1: Hey honey, where do you want to move?
Very Old Person 2: Lets move to Cape Coral, seeing as were going to die soon anyways!

Normal Kid 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Normal Kid 2: Lets go somewhere fun!
Normal Kid 3: How about Maruee Cinemas, or Sun Splash!
Normal Kid 1: But Maruee Cinemas is filled with SCENE KIDS!
by hxc scene kid, fo sho. August 1, 2008
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Cannes

1. Where Michael Moore goes to receive felattio for his movies when nobody in the United States is buying his garbage.

2. Home of a famous pornographic film festival.
1. (Michael Moore steps off his private jet and arrives in Cannes)

MM: Hello, Frenchmen! Praise and reward me for my newest piece of half-assed propaganda!

(Entire city of Cannes kneels down and opens wide)
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2. Ali G went to Cannes and some chick pressed his face into her own titties!
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2007
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