Carpet mouth

though sounding like a derogatory name for a lesbian, carpet mouth is the feeling of intense dryness in the mouth, following the consuming of marijuana

possibly australian, not sure, i’m high

“dude i have the worst carpet mouth right now”

by tooth.stew April 20, 2023

Carpet Bombing

When you pull out just before you blow and paint the chick's bush white

"Man, I was railing this chick last night who had a jungle style bush, and I was carpet bombing her like it was the 60's"

by H. V. Stalinov June 15, 2023

carpetlicker

lesbian women who like licking pussy aggresively

God, shes a good carpetlicker

by cybermush July 10, 2023

vomit carpet

a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet

Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet

by C . Smith June 27, 2008

status carpet bombing

The act of injecting into other people's status conversation with random and completely off topic comments, which in turn are to be ignored to the extent possible by the persons enjoying the status conversation.

Bob: Off to the races.
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!

by cnote56 September 16, 2010

Smokey Carpet

The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).

Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!

by Harold Chastington III Esq. November 13, 2011

soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011