cactus cuddling

When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus

GF: Babe, come cuddle!
BF: Not today, I'm not into cactus cuddling!

by Prickly-Pear November 28, 2021

Cactus Crazy

Someone or something that is crazy like a cactus. This is a subdued but noticeable type of crazy. Also Alliteration

Tim is acting cactus crazy

by tther November 29, 2021

cactus

cactus is a CANADIAN who wont stop saying shit like goodness me gosh almighty amazing oh god oh my goodness and is ANNOYING AS FUCK!!!!! they usually are found moderating animal jam servers and having no life :rofl:

bro did u see that cactus they totally STINK FART!

by DEFINITELYNOTMOLDY January 10, 2022

cactusjones

a sly and cunning being or someone who likes to camp in video games

"Dammit, you cactusjones"

by CactusJohnnyJones January 20, 2022

Cactusing

Usually referred to when having intercourse with ones friend

Me and my other friend were cactusing last night

by Cumconsumer March 7, 2022

cactus_gtag

A Gorilla Tag creator that didn’t put “vr” in their username.

I saw cactus_gtag on TikTok.

by Mr.Fish1010 April 25, 2022

Cactuses

The correct and formal plural of cactus. While people often believe that the proper plural is ‘cacti’ they are actually wrong. The grammatically correct word is ‘cactuses’.

Person 1: “I saw many cactuses”
Person 2: “Yeah me too.”

by Thomasdude May 21, 2022