Cunt

A cunt is a girls friend who texts said girl's ex boyfriend the day they break up. Also, their names are usually Kelly.

The queen Tori broke up with her cockroach ex boyfriend Sean.

The same day, the cunt Kelly started texting Sean updates on Tori.

by abetterfriendthankelly October 28, 2015

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if means "friend" if you live in Australia

“oi cunt if we’re going on a maccas run d’ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh?”

by Peroxium November 23, 2015

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Michael from love island

He’s a cunt

by Loveisland2019 July 18, 2019

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"dick" but for madlads and generally anyone from Scotland.

Aye that Keith is a fucken cunt sos he is.

by eZsquirT July 27, 2019

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A gentleman of a mobile nature, usually found driving a 'LORRY' and delivering building materials along with other 'cunts'

Sorry I'm late for work, Mister Boss, but I got stuck behind this slow CUNT

by SafetyTwat March 22, 2019

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Referring to that one Fuckboy with the name Chris Koung. I heard his Mom actually yelled at the Doctor during labor saying "will you please get this fucking CUNT of a cuntfuckboy out of my cunt before he cuntboy fucks it more than he already has" To this day she still talks about it and how she wish she would have listened and gotten the cuntbortion before it was to late.

Chris Koung? You actually know that cunt?

by Justsomeguyy86 April 24, 2019

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