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swallowing birth control

a woman who performs a sexual act on a man and finishes by swallowing to prevent pregnancy.
My girlfriend has never been pregnant because of swallowing birth control.
by DocMaxxxey May 4, 2009
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Eurovision Song Contest

Song contest held every single year in Europe. There is what as called The Big 6, The UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain and the hosting country, these 6 automatically qualify for the Grand Finale, all the other countries however, have to qualify through the semi-finale.

It is a very political contest as The United Kingdom consistently finishes in the bottom 5 and Greece and Cyprus will religiously give each other the full 12pts every single time, the votes from these two countries, are very predictable. There is also the Nordic friendship with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland, generally supporting each other. Malta will often vote for Italy and occasionally the UK. Azerbaijan and Armenia just simply don't really vote for each other as well due to political tension.

In Tel Aviv politcalness seemed to be the theme of the night with Iceland's group holding up Palestine flags after receiving their votes, and Madonna did a similar thing as well in the the break between the contest and voting session.

This year (2019), The Netherlands🇳🇱 won with Duncan Laurence's song 'Arcade' in Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱. This means, The Netherlands 🇳🇱 will host the 2020 event and will automatically qualify.
"Do you want to watch Eurovision SONG Contest tonight?"
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
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contra

1. A video game played on the NES

2. An opposing force

3. Military forces created by the CIA in the mid 80's to combat the sadinista movement in Nicaragua and the spread of communism in central america, funded by weapon sales to Iran and the spread of crack-cocaine through the united states.
1. Contra is a badass game.

2. The contra to fire is water.

3. CIA Contras in central america were created to keep the united states foothold on the region during the cold war period.
by alabaster jones September 13, 2008
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Contricious

Contricious:Verb:
To eat butt. to gnaw on another's butt, butteater. To dine on butt.

Noun: To buttdine.

Buttfeast (slg: Plural)=Group buttdining

Buttsom (slg: Singular)=Dining on ones
own butt
"My darling, my love grows stronger by the hour, let us go home and be contricious my sweet thang"
by Skinupman November 19, 2004
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Contract

Mafia word when a made guy offers a reward to another to kill a specific person.
For cooperating with the police, I'm going to put out a contract on his head.
by GF Ed February 7, 2005
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Birth Control

A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.
Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?
by Mr. Dwayne February 16, 2005
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Cooch Contusion

Painful bruising that results from a Smash Bang fusion.
I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"
by Oreosbestfriend March 20, 2011
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