conan

a fucking legend who will save mankind and will most likely attempt to kill numerous children in any area too

man 1: did you hear about that guy who fit twenty-seven dead babies into a bathtub

man 2: yeah he must have been a Conan

by conanLM May 28, 2019

Conned

When Your Bad At A Certain Thing. And Someone Who Is Also Bad Shows You Up

Jimmy is bad at games. And one day Jimmy decides he wants to invite his friend Gabe over to play, little he know Gabe was amazing at games, Jimmy got (Conned)

by shiloh winniy April 26, 2020

Windows Media Connect

Windows Media Connect itself is one of the most horribly engineered programs in existence today. It is imposible to get it to run correctly even if you follow the instructions TO THE LETTER. If by some act of God you have gotten this program to work flawlessly, you must be burned at the stake for being a Witch.

omg ALL i wanted was to SHARE my MEDIA!!
(puts gun to head)
Burn in HELL Windows Media Connect!
(BAM!)

by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008

coning

the act of having your shirley treated like an ice cream. Most often it is a woman who treats a man's shirley. But men have also been known to cone other men.

Guy 1: Have you spoken to Jenna lately?

Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!

Guy 1: Oh well.

by darian felento December 30, 2011

Connectivity Whore

An individual that is compelled to boast about their constant connection to the Internet at all times through the use of any or all of the following tools: desktop PC, laptop, cell phone, and/or Blackberry.

Most, but not all, are employed in the IT industry, and can be heard frequently uttering the phrase "Will work for bandwidth"

My friend Tadd is such a connectivity whore, all he ever does is constantly check his blackberry and chat with ladies over google.

"HAH, just because I logged out off the network doesn't mean I CAN'T check my email, BITCH! TAKE THAT!" This person would be referred to as a connectivity whore.

by PMPDDY September 23, 2008

Connecting

a connecting is when your mobile device has two arrows chacing each other (clock wise) and you recieve a naked picture

Man 1 : YES!
Man 2 : What?
Man 1 : Connecting! *Points to phone*

by <!Tom!> September 19, 2009

Conanic Tribe

One of the two tribes that was founded at the dawn of the Earth. The Conanic Tribe is composed of Conans.

Their enemy was the Newmanic Tribe

The Conanic Tribe was just in its attempts to outflank the Newmanic Tribe.

by Steven April 6, 2004