MOBIUS CELL

Where person 'A' makes a cell phone call to person 'B', gets their voice mail, begins to leave a message. Meanwhile person 'B' sees the missed call, phones person 'A' from THEIR cell, and gets person 'A's voice mail, leaving a message to call them back. meanwhile, Person 'A' finishes the message for person 'B', see's that they have missed a call from person 'B' and call them back, only to get the voice mail again, because person 'B' is doing the same... the cycle continues as long as the participants do not pause to let the other person through.

It took Jane and me forever to get out of that mobius cell until I finally just put the phone down and waited for her to call.

I'm TRYING to call to get through to them so they don't miss the highway exit, but we're stuck in this damn mobius cell!!

by mmichaell August 18, 2005

camp celo

n. a place where all of one's practical jokes and pranks work out flawlessly, and there is always good music playing.

v. camp celo, camp celo-ed; to execute a perfect practical joke or prank, or to play the best music for the situation

n. "Wow, I am going to enroll into Arthur Morgan School because it is such a camp celo."

v. "Dude, you just camp celo-ed me into complete unpopularity! Thanks alot!"

by i.am.awesome.yaaay October 15, 2010

Rear center pocket

A butt hole

Hey, jackass, why don’t you take this here flashlight and jam it in your rear center pocket!

by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019

catch a cell

The act of calling someone out to fight in prison. Denying such act would therefore make you a bitch

"Catch a cell bitch" Seth said to which Matias replied "Momma didn't raise no bitch pussy"

by Holden Tudixs April 20, 2017

state tech ag central college tech

The most prestigious college in Rhode Island

Brian: "I'm off to State Tech Ag Central College Tech"
Stewart: "There's really two 'tech's in there?"

by zank frappa May 3, 2017

national consumer center

The MOST annoying scam on Urban Dictionary all the time! They pretend to give you a 1000 dollar Wal-Mart card and every third time you open a gift it has one. There are a bunch of fake comments like “one for sale one for me yeah” and “now i can buy Xbox” too easy to figure out. NEVER accept the card unless it’s a fake account.

National consumer center sucks balls.

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 30, 2019

my two cents

An inconsequential opinion or comment given to another person on a particular topic. Not because it was warranted, but because the giver felt compelled to say it, regardless of its relevance.

Say two professors are in a deep discussion on Super String Theory, then a undergraduate student pipes in and says something just to be a part of the conversation, with out any real knowledge of the subject. That would be consider "throwing in your two cents."

by brad May 20, 2004