The Captain's Log

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.

Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.

by Meat Sweater hehehehe October 11, 2006

Nomad Capitalist

Someone who follows global trends and moves his/her money, business, and/or person to the country or countries where they are treated best. They don't stay in a country that overtaxes them or deprives them of freedom just because its "patriotic". Someone who seeks out the best opportunities anywhere and takes advantage, never becoming complacent.

Bob's family moved from Zimbabwe to the United States, only to find out the government is taking away their economic freedoms. So they moved to Singapore and opened a bank account in Switzerland. They're Nomad Capitalists.

by Nomad Capitalist March 22, 2013

Fuck capitalism!

A phrase used by those sick and tired of the current class-divided profit-driven capitalist system, who tend to want socialism / communism instead — but not the old state-run capitalist economies that the Soviet Union, Maoist China etc once had, and which North Korea, Cuba etc still have today.

Putin blames those in control of NATO, America and ‘the West’ for the horrific war in Ukraine, and therefore doesn’t see all the deaths, injuries and destruction as being his fault. Whereas NATO, America and the West do blame Putin and his regime. In reality, all these leaders and their countries’ rival ruling classes and competing economies are to blame. Fuck capitalism!

by commiekarl March 14, 2022

nigatize me captain

nigga tize me captain means ..... making the cereal captain make you black.

thomas - fuck , if only i were black.

joe - well then call the captain.

thomas - nigatize me captain

by dirty penis December 15, 2007

Captain Spork

Captain Spork is what you get when you combine Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Captain Spork gets his good looks from Spock and Kirk.

by ilovestartrek June 16, 2009

false capital

When large well known cities are not the capital of a state, the capital usually winds up being a city that no one ever hears about. Examples, Harrisburg PA, Albany NY, Carson City, Nevada etc.

Person: Wtf? Philadelhpia isn't the capital of PA? NYC isn't the capital of NY!!?!? Las Vegas isn't the capital of Nevada?!?!?

Me: Yup, there all false capitals

by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008

Captain Redbeard

Male who has red facial hair despite having a completely different hair color (typically brown). On a "Captain Redbeard" the red facial hair is typically prominent yet patchy and frequently has no genetic justification.

Hey Captain Redbeard, why don't you dye your beard a normal color?

by Rape. Greg Rape. March 17, 2010