buttcrack butter

When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.

"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."

by walterc February 8, 2015

lung butter

Post upper respitory "chest cold" mucus.

Thick and slimy. When is dries, it has the texture of canned cheese.

by Dr. Fromunda February 6, 2003

phone butter

The buildup of food, spit, and other nasty substances in the phone mouth-piece of your mouth breathing coworkers.

Jim's phone butter had a chunk of oatmeal in it!

by Mike_V May 27, 2005

Butter Monster

An extremely obese person who can only be satiated by eating other people.

Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chicken dinner form KFC, she couldn't be sated until she ate the young child.

by mmitty March 25, 2009

Butter Zone

The area of profitability that sits between not enough and too much. The sweet spot, business-wise.

Between $5,000 and $50,000 in monthly processing was the butter zone for the merchant account referral company.

by gman2112 August 12, 2011

Buttered Waffle

Fucking a chick who's face is pressed up against a chain link fence, then cumming on her face.

Jenna's face looks like a slippery chess board after I gave her a buttered waffle.

by AddictedToVaginalSkin May 9, 2009

Truffle butter

The fastest route to a urinary tract infection.

He said something about "truffle butter," and then I woke up with intense urethral pain and on a Levaquin drip.

by booiamdead March 28, 2015