Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!
Confused Man: What?!
Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.
Confused Man: What?!
Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.
by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009
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Saying Happy Belated Birthday is a really gay way of saying i forgot your birthday. Either man up and say sorry i forgot your birthday or tell them the truth, that you don't give a shit that it was their birthday.
guy 1) Dude Happy Belated Birthday
guy 2) So you're saying you forgot my birthday
guy 1) well...?
guy 2) You're a Fag
guy 2) So you're saying you forgot my birthday
guy 1) well...?
guy 2) You're a Fag
by Manager OD December 11, 2010
Get the Belated Birthday mug.Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.
Mother: Uhhh...what?
Mother: Uhhh...what?
by JTurskz October 5, 2007
Get the birth certificate mug.When you become old you're family will start talking about your funeral in front of you on this day. God Damnit! It's my birthday!
by someguy563 December 28, 2005
Get the birthday mug.They're great when you're young ("when I grow up, I'm gunna be...")
But then become a pain in the arse when you're like 48 ("you're nearly fifty! WAHAHAHA!").
But then become a pain in the arse when you're like 48 ("you're nearly fifty! WAHAHAHA!").
by Merafel Estomar September 1, 2003
Get the birthday mug.The sex you are born with, based on your sexual organs alone. A child born with a penis has a male birth sex, a child born with a vagina has a female birth sex, and a child born with some form of combination or lack of the two has an intersex birth sex.
Generally used for those who in some way work against their birth sex, especially in the transgender community.
Generally used for those who in some way work against their birth sex, especially in the transgender community.
"His birth sex is female, but because he is a transsexual and has transitioned, he is now in every way male."
"Just because her birth sex says she's male doesn't mean she actually is a guy."
"Just because her birth sex says she's male doesn't mean she actually is a guy."
by Alexandria January 1, 2005
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