middle bollock

A stumpy micro penis. Dinstinguishable only by squinting.

He had a middle bollock. A stumpy micro penis, I could only see it if I squinted.

by Lucy Cornwall December 19, 2017

popcorn bollocks

Popping inside the scrottom until it gets so swallen that is splits right down the seem

I painted so many yellow poles it gave me popcorn bollocks

by Master baiter972527 February 1, 2018

shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time

He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time

by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018

Talking bollocks

Lying about an event or situation.

He’s talking bollocks. He did not burgle that shop.

by Robdog July 9, 2018

Squonk bollock

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description

“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”

“Omg you squonk bollock”

by Brie twighlight September 6, 2018

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

Baltic Bollocks

When the cold weather outside causes boys' testicles to shrivel up and become a lot smaller. A mans testicles usually dangle freely but cold weather causes them to become tighter and get closer to the body. Every boys' testicles shrivel up when they are cold.

The weather outside is causing Baltic bollocks.

by urban_finder January 29, 2019