3 definitions by urban_finder
When the cold weather outside causes boys' testicles to shrivel up and become a lot smaller. A mans testicles usually dangle freely but cold weather causes them to become tighter and get closer to the body. Every boys' testicles shrivel up when they are cold.
by urban_finder January 29, 2019
A phrase commonly used to describe the cold weather outside as cold weather outside causes a male's testicles to become a lot tighter and move closer to the body. A phrase usually used when it is colder than usual this phrase describes the way a mans/boys testicles bollocks will shrivel up and become very small when cold. Every time it is cold this happens to a boy which is one of the reasons why they always have their hands down their pants. The testicles are shrivelled, tighter, harder and very cold and only warm heat will make them dangle again. The testicles correspond with the penis as the penis also shrinks and becomes a lot smaller when it is freezing or when a boy is outside in cold weather shrinkage. Basically when a boy is outside in cold weather his whole genitals are very small as a boys whole genitals shrink when they are cold but the term 'bitter bollocks' specifically relates to the testicles shrinking.
It is bitter bollocks today.
by urban_finder January 29, 2019
An act that is commonly done to a male prude. The act involves two or more people getting someone they know as a prude, and one person pulls the prudes pants and underwear down and the other lifts the prudes tshirt up whilst restraining them. The prudes dick; testes and torso is fully revealed which is something prudes will not like. it should be done long enough for someone to get a photo of the prudes dick so that they cant go back to their original prudish person. The act is done to try and make the prude unprudish as now everyone has now seen their dick so they now no longer have anything to hide. The act should be finished off with one of the persons whacking their dick across the face of the prude or teabagging them; this is to leave a stamp that the prude has been prude stripped; and now their dick is no longer precious and is just like every other boys.
chase- dom needs to be prude stripped
vince- he cant hide that dick much longer
chase- its normal for boys to show there dick but he doesnt
vince- you get the pants i'll get the shirt
vince- he cant hide that dick much longer
chase- its normal for boys to show there dick but he doesnt
vince- you get the pants i'll get the shirt
by urban_finder March 1, 2019