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booger

getting sex. 1980's deffinition.
"I'm gettin me some booger tonight"
by LadyLisa May 21, 2010
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Boogerbutt

A butt filled with Delicious green num-nums. If you stick your finger in a boogerbutt and scream "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM A HAMSTER!" a magic monkey with a tiara and a penis enlargement pump will appear and grant you seven wishes, but they have to be wishes starting with the words "Fo Shizzal! Dis be my wish!" If you are nice and free the monkey forever, they say he will either summon brimstone and fire from the sky or take you to monkey world where you can eat bananas and play the butt trombone, depending on if you are good or evil.
"Weeeeeee! Boogerbutts for all!"
by Dj Jazzy Trevor May 6, 2004
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Bonger

A boner caused by pure rage and hatred
Last week when the team lost Stephen popped a bonger that lasted about an hour
by ?1119 October 14, 2018
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eye boogers

Nasty stuff you can have fun with taking out after you wake up.
EEwww... I hate these eye boogers.
by maurin September 16, 2005
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boogerlip that dick

After expiencing terrible sex, the female reaches down and grabs her vagina boogers and rubs them onto the unsuspecting male, who is sleeping off the god-awful love making he just enforced onto the female. After waking up, the male discovers that his face is stuck to the pillow reminiscent of supermanning that hoe only backwards :).
After experiencing the worst sex EVER, she decided to boogerlip that dick into oblivion.
by shalala November 12, 2007
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Booger Wolf

A really beastly looking female. The kind of female that are only authorized to have sex with just prior to alcohol poisoning or in a pitch black room. Booger wolfs can usually be found traveling in packs, it's just their nature.
Damn! That Amy Bradford is such a Booger Wolf!
by woodythecanoer March 4, 2019
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blooger

a bloody booger, atrociously picked by by persons with little regard for hygiene or interpersonal communication
"You meet the new programmer?"

"Nope, I refuse to shake the hand of any person who can mine a blooger of such scale out of his nostrils."
by Te Nyenhuis October 30, 2008
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