red blumpkin 

female on her moontime (period) getting a blumpkin

I gave her a red blumpkin and I looked like ronald mcdonald afterwards! As if that werent bad enough, now I cant get the stank outta my beard !!

red blumpkin by zallirog July 22, 2015

chubby blumpkin 

Performing analingus while your lover consumes an entire meat-lovers pizza and watches TV.

"Our therapist suggested trying new things in the bedroom to spice up our marriage. Lenny wanted to try the chubby blumpkin. It was kinda gross...can I borrow your toothbrush?"

chubby blumpkin by taytay1420 August 15, 2016

Thai Blumpkin 

The act of getting blowjob on the toilet while suffering from travellers diarrhea.

I told her I couldn't take her home with me because that street meat was sitting right but she offered to give me a Thai Blumpkin.

Thai Blumpkin by Fleshdawg October 7, 2016

bisacodyl blumpkin 

When you're preppin' for your colonoscopy and she give's you a blow job.

Man, that colonoscopy prep was brutal except for that bisacodyl blumpkin.

bisacodyl blumpkin by Bisacodyl Boo Boo Babe April 2, 2017

Alabama Blumpkin 

A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.

My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.

Alabama Blumpkin by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

Country Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

Country Blumpkin by ZeroExe July 10, 2021

Trumpkin Blumpkin

When you are giving a blow job to a trump look alike or trump himself, in a port-a-potty while he is taking a shit.

Dan: honey should I wear my trump get up tonight?

Susie: what for?

Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!

Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.

Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling

Susie: and all I want is a new husband.

Trumpkin Blumpkin by RayRay H. September 22, 2021