country blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.

"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"

by devious derelicts November 18, 2011

rusty blumpkin

The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.

Man I got this rusty blumpkin last night, aboslutely filled this chicks mouth with crap.

by Hugh G Rection April 8, 2005

iced blumpkins

a muffin with jizz on it

"Damn that bakery bakes the ill iced blumpkins."

by Psylocibin January 6, 2006

rumple blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"

Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.

by Spoof January 22, 2005

Lucky Blumpkin

A lucky blumpkin is when a guy is receiving a blow job while taking a shit and eating lucky charms.

"Hey bro, I got a lucky blumpkin for breakfast this morning."

by BiZZNaSti February 4, 2010

vagina blumpkin

This is an adventurous woman who performs this act of taking a shit in front of her partner while her partner is sucking off her pussy. Much like the original blumpkin .

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by el borracho October 30, 2013

hillbilly blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while chewing tobacco and deficating simultainiusly

Dude he got a hillbilly blumpkin in fourth period.

by Bigtimmy6789754 November 19, 2015