Santas Beard

In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.

Dude Ralph! The other day I was titty fucking your mom, I gave her a hardcore Santas Beard!

by B$ March 28, 2005

weird out with your beard out

1. To get weird while sporting a beard.

2. To do what you want while growing a beard, as a means of expressing your freedom.

"I've decided not to shave for six months."
"Right on, man. Weird out with your beard out."

by OsirusR November 10, 2009

Men with Beards and Ponytails

normally a hippie, but some become history teachers with a large assortment of colorful ties.

hey did you see that teacher, hes one of the men with beards and ponytails he must teach history

by youjustwontknow May 3, 2010

Beard Fag

Hipster's who still somehow think that having a big disgusting beard makes them stylish or unique.

Look at that beard fag, he thinks it's 2002.

by Stephdog April 27, 2011

spunk beard

A lady (of sorts) that has had such a high intake of spunk that it no longer fits in her mouth and thus dribbles down her chin in a beard like fashion.

"Stop cumming in my mouth or i'll end up with a spunk beard"

by Paul Johnston August 14, 2006

beardneck

n. bɪərd nɛk Little endian form of the word neckbeard.

The network administrator at your local community college is most likely a beardneck.

by Nerdz4Lyfee August 25, 2013

beardporn

A beard so glorious that it is arrousing

Seth has some serious moist beardporn

by Highroller1950 December 21, 2014