becks legend

annoying grotesquely ugly girl from new zealand who photoshop's her chin on in her myspace pictures to make herself appear more normal. she considers herself to be 'god' of the cyber world, when really hell wouldn't even accept her dirt-bag, shit-faced, 6.4 ft corpse.

person a - "omg, waa waa waa! i'm sooo ugly!! eww, i look like becks legend!!"

person b - "eww, god no! your not not as ugly as that prolapse giant! and besides, your face doesn't look like a melted baby like her's does"

by becks legend h8rr October 2, 2007

Beckham Depression

The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.

A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.

A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.

by xAJBx June 24, 2010

Beckered

When a co-worker with nothing better to do holds you hostage in your own cubical, regaling you with stories that are simultaneously offensive and confrontationally boring.

Dude, I saw you got beckered for like an hour this morning.

by EvilDeadite November 23, 2011

posh and becks

Thick and Thin - he's really thick and she's really thin. A greasy celebrity couple who were so vacuous they named their firstborn after where it was conceived. Their younger son, Romeo, well, I lost £20 betting that it'd be called Letchworth.

"Oh bloody hell, it's Posh & Becks again. Let's ignore them and perhaps they'll go away."

by KHD October 18, 2003

Beckham (UK only)

a ponce that cries if accidents happen and he can't get an apology

football, the boss in a rage over a lost game kicks a loose football boot, this hits the said Beckham on the noggin, he cries and demands an apology or he walks (and takes his ball with him)

by mickturate February 19, 2003

Becka G

A Swedish Foreign Exhange girl, who is the biggest slacker i have ever met. She also never does her homework in english class. She is not bad a "Playing with Fire", but i beat her all the time. I also bear her at her own game, "Bubble Trouble". Also a synonym for Becka G is becka. Only four more weeks, i have to help her through computer apps class, then she goes back to stockholm. Oh yeah, her hair is amazing.

Man, that girl is such a Becka G.

by MC 4 eva May 17, 2006

Beckaloholic

Some one who is addicted to Beck's music.

"Yo, Marcy is a total Beckaloholic!"

by SkyScott June 13, 2007