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Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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Bara Bada Bastu

A song where three swedish-finnish blokes (and four background dancers in lumberjack clothing and towels) sing about saunas in the Vöyri dialect. This song also happens to be the winner of the 2025 Melodifestivalen, despite this entry being written 10 days before the final - it's just the power of the Finns! What more can I say?

SAUNA!!!
Rumour has it that by listening to Bara Bada Bastu - you gain 0.1% Finnish ethnicity.

"Vi ska bada bastu bastu / Ångon åpp och släpp all stress idag / Bastubröder e je vi som glöder / 100 grader nåjaa" - Kaj, the soon to be winners of Melodifestivalen 2025
by Kappyidiot February 26, 2025
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Baraa build

baraa is a notorious mythological creature representing the sin of gluttony in some cultures. more specifically, it's characterized by its overconsumption of all creatures and things edible. due to this impress display, baraa has achieved a waistline undefinable by any metric, thus creating the baraa build
Is that a reference to the Baraa Build?
by swbimap February 26, 2025
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bara tiddies

pectorals of a toned male. named for the bara art genre, typically depicting gay men with absurdly large muscles, and by consequence, huge pecs.
i could bury my face in enji's bara tiddies
by qazwtf March 8, 2025
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Badrangle

An inappropriate term for a native American to refer to them as messy, uneducated, or primitive.
Yoo that new kid in math is such a badrangle bro. He can't even do 2 + 2.
by ModdernEducator April 3, 2025
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Baraa Build

a big fat person. usually named baraa. mentioned in today show
fat gay person: hi
gurt: sybau u baraa build
by 201retahaarab April 30, 2025
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