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Brooklyn tech 

A school full of over achievers, depressed kids and druggies. Its fucking huge with almost 6000 kids. Everyone is smart to some degree but because of the drugs and depression a lot kids don't live up to their potential. Most kids (including me) are butt ugly which leads to engineer's eye. Fights rarely happen because the kids are too pussy/depressed/high to care. If u wanna do well just pay attention most of the time in class. Also beware of pedo teachers, we're kinda famous for that.
I go to brooklyn tech, a city block sized detention center in downtown brooklyn.
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Dirty Brooklyn 

Fucks around with some hoe called tokotoko. Scared to put it in and her pussy taste like rotten fish
Dirty Brooklyn by 12309823 November 25, 2021

Brookline 

A place in Pittsburgh. According to rich kids, it's the "ghetto", and every girl who lives there is white-trash, a prostitute, and a dirty whore.
Rich Girl: "She's from Brookline, so she's obviously a dirty slut that spends her free time working the corner."
Brookline by HelloWorld102 February 12, 2010

brooklyn 

Brooklyn is the most populous of the five boroughs of New York City with about 2.5 million inhabitants- accourding to Wikipedia, though others say it's the second-largest. o__O;; It doesn't matter, anyway. It's a bad place, but compared to what some of the comments say it is... not really...

Apart from all those pretty little tourist sights there's the Black, Chinese, Italian, Hispanic, "Russian", and, though no one else here on the site seems to have mentioned it (but I think it's the nastiest), the Jewish Ghettos. Oh, then there's the rich white parts scattered around mostly downtown (NORTH on Brooklyn, on the map. -.-' If you see Coney Island, that's a bad thing...) that developers claim to be the "extended part of Manhatten"- the rent prices are, anyway.
Oh, and *oh god* the ghetto part of Bensonhurst isn't Russian- mostly Slavic Jews who speak the language. :D M'kay, and as anouther side note, I have yet to see ONE mafia member, of any race. Unless the Jews have suddenly marked being racist bastards as an initiation rite for being in their own mafia... then all of Borough Park's in it.

And not the whole borough (not.... boro... ;-;') is full of illiterate bastards. High Schools like Tech, are -very- prestigious. I'm not getting into collages and universities, since most seem to think that it's all 16-yr old assholes wearing pants to their knees spitting out rap songs about how people get shot on the corner. Not that they don't... but hell. You have a higher chance of getting shot in Chicago, LA, Detroit, DC, Boston, Houston, Saint Louis, Atlanta, Philly, New Orleans, and the small hometown of your choice then here.

Nevermind that the food is fucking orgasmic. :D I need not mention (hopefully) all the geniuses Brooklyn has brought out in sports, the arts- dance, film, and music as well as visual arts, and academic fields.
Oh, and before you start dissing on Brooklyn from what you've heard on TV or something, actually /go there/. Kthxbye~
brooklyn by Rymes May 2, 2006

Brooklyn 

A HOE that THINKS she is everything but she is everything but is just a hoe🖕🖕
Brooklyn:I'm every thing your not
Me:BITCH IS YOU BLIND
Brooklyn by YourbasicHOE March 6, 2018

brookelyn ass 

The 4th best ass you will ever see!
Brooklyn is the 4th largest city
so basicly it is a methaphor
Eric: I saw the 4th best ass ever
Chris: You saw a brookelyn ass
brookelyn ass by TheGraveMistake October 9, 2006

Brooklyn Picnic 

An outing, specifically a picnic, which takes place in an extremely public area. This area is more often than not exposed to a large amount of traffic from pedestrians and automobiles. People participate purposefully, often waving amiably to strangers and cars that pass by.
Dude! Let's go for a Brooklyn Picnic in the middle of town center!

Yesterday, my friends and I had a Brooklyn Picnic and just waved to cars that passed by while playing frisbee 3 feet from the road.
Brooklyn Picnic by Digum November 10, 2011