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American Fertile Crescent 

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'
Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!
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American Flashbang 

Step 1. Hit intended target over the head with a rock
Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
Step 4. Fart
You have now completed the American Flashbang.
I will American Flashbang you tonight.
American Flashbang by generic003 August 6, 2022
Pointing out a black guy with suprise
Abs: pointing at the black guy
Skipper: Oh Ameobi
Beno: And he is with Ameobi's sister
Oh Ameobi by solanoskipper October 24, 2011

Ohh Amelia 

Ohh Amelia, Ohh Ames, and Ohh Amelito all stem from an autocorrected version of ‘Iggy Azalea’ typed in the caption of a makeup Snapchat.

Used to express concern, stress, or anxiety.
‘Olivia got popped’
‘Ohhhhh Amelia

Ohh Amelia: that’s so bad. I’m so worried.
Ohh Amelia by Peggyxx January 12, 2021

the american way

To put a boot in your ass.
If you mess with america, me an' Jim Bob and the boys are gonna get some guns together and put a boot in your ass, it's the american way!
the american way by deadfan89 August 18, 2021

Mayonnaise American 

Those who partake in the mayonnaise arts aka white people.

Also shortened to mayo american
These mayonnaise Americans need to understand salt isn't a seasoning. ~ cypressbill~ (a mayo-american)
One of the best women you'll ever meet. She'll steal your heart right away and take you for such a wildly wondrous ride, and you'll never once complain. She's the most amazing person in the universe, so talented and smart and magnificent. An Amelia is so very easy to fall in love with.
I, Natalie, am in love with Amelia. She means the world to me, she's my babygirl.
Amelia by Redsie May 20, 2019