Albert

Albert is a nice guy that loves someone called Kayla so much

(Please vote this in)

Girl: I love you Albert
Boy: I love you too Kayla

by Ohfhtftg March 21, 2019

Albert

Albert is a Florida Roblox player who constantly trolls robloxians with admin commands and screeches every 5 seconds before the video starts. He's very chill and immature, however, his videos are hilarious.

Robloxian12: Hey, you know Albert, right?
Catty76: Ummm... who?
Robloxian12: Get the ###### ### ## my friends list.

by SweetHeartAnne May 8, 2019

Albert F. Biella

A school for idiot children.
But 2019 6th graders are great.
Frankie please stop yelling nigger at lunch though-
Hi at this school we all talk shit about other schools while sharing food and using our phones when we’re not supposed to.

Cassy and Pablo: sharing food

Kids coming over for the basketball game:
Ew wtf

Everyone:
This is Albert F. Biella bitch!

by Caramel’s Gay April 28, 2019

Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.

Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!

by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019

Albert

Albert is albert

Damn are you really hanging out with Albert?
Yeah dude we need a token.

by DisgustingRhino September 3, 2019

Albert Day

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.

Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”

Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”

by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019

albert

stupid fat autistic cat

my cat albert is sooo fucking autistic

by joeseph mamanem October 4, 2019