your brain knows you just ate, but your stomach feels like you didn't.
a valid excuse for greedy people.
a valid excuse for greedy people.
Guy 1: -__- bruh, you was just in my fridge 2 seconds ago!
Guy 2 : my bad bruh, i got stomach amnesia.
Guy 2 : my bad bruh, i got stomach amnesia.
by beatboxx April 26, 2011
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Doctor: “Zheesh, I’m not looking forward to presenting that old geezer with my die-agnosis --- knowing him, he’ll likely slap me with a malpractice suit even though I’ve honestly done all I could for him. This aint my fault --- as I've tried to tell him a thousand times before, it’s his own dissipative lifestyle that’s killing him.”
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Future last name of Marinette Dupain-Cheng,
Future wife of: Adrien Agreste
Future kids: Emma Agreste, Hugo Agreste and Louis Agreste.
Future pets: Hamster
Future wife of: Adrien Agreste
Future kids: Emma Agreste, Hugo Agreste and Louis Agreste.
Future pets: Hamster
"There you see Marinette Agreste, she's his future wife for sure! After seeing and not be too blind."
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"Nice purse! Is it new?"
"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"
(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"
"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"
(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"
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Well agnst is something that comes from the music that teens listen to.....band like from first to last and the fall of troy and AFI....give teens a type of anxiety a type of anxiousness that cant be stopped...includes constantly moving of your hands and legs and always messing with something or like tapping your feet all the time tapping to the beat of the music....ater excessive lisntening to music genres like emo, screamo, indie, metal.....if you find yourself tapping your foot while your reading this or looking around...and if you find yourself always moving your hands....you most likely suffer from Agnst....but your not really suffering its a normal and safe thing.
Well agnst is something that comes from the music that teens listen to.....band like from first to last and the fall of troy and AFI....give teens a type of anxiety a type of anxiousness that cant be stopped...includes constantly moving of your hands and legs and always messing with something or like tapping your feet all the time tapping to the beat of the music....ater excessive lisntening to music genres like emo, screamo, indie, metal.....if you find yourself tapping your foot while your reading this or looking around...and if you find yourself always moving your hands....you most likely suffer from Agnst....but your not really suffering its a normal and safe thing.
Tapping your feet.
Tapping your feet to the beat of music.
Always moving you hands.
Cant sit still.
This is Agnst.
A constant restlesness.
Never really focusing.
Tapping your feet to the beat of music.
Always moving you hands.
Cant sit still.
This is Agnst.
A constant restlesness.
Never really focusing.
by Suave man emo January 28, 2007
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