Ghost in a jar

The result of farting into a jar and closing its lid tight. Makes a horrible gift.

After that bean burrito, I think I could make one helluva ghost in a jar

by chibisatan September 5, 2016

Ghost curved

When a girl or guy curves you behind your back. This can include being put on by friends and she curves you.

(Jason)-Yo I was sitting at table with Janet and she said you’re not her type.
(Brandon)-Behind my back tho,man I got ghost curved

by PJ CANNON October 4, 2018

Ghost Citing

Ghost citing is the act of attributing a statement or fact you made to another author in order to give it more academic weight. Usually done by attaching a citation that leads to a random page in a well respected academic journal in the field.

This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky

CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.

A+ paper: "The Tutsi cockroaches have collaborated with the Belgians for too long - Justice is long overdue. Cut the tall trees now, and rid Rwanda of the Tutsi imperialists yelled Hutu rights activist Jean Kambanda"

Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?

Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!

Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.

by GreasyFrenchy November 28, 2021

Ghost Fan

when you or someone else is a really big fan of someone or something, but you don't show it and/or you don't support object of interest that much

girl one---omg, Young Jinsu's comin to ATL! wanna come to the concert with me, u love Young Jinsu

girl two---no thanks. i've already downloaded all his myspace songs. why go to the concert?

girl one---u are the biggest ghost fan i know

by http//splashsos.blogspot.com June 9, 2009

Ghost Rudder

The combination of the dutch rudder and the stranger.

Roommate waking up, "Dude my hands asleep."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."

by Smith Shark March 31, 2009

ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

by Squeakee July 19, 2009

Pointless Ghost

A shady figure known for drawing the largest breasts on the most unlikely of characters. A menace to the society of online snowflakes who throw a fit over "oversexualization" of characters who aren't even minors. He's also a very nice person, so don't judge a book by its cover!

Wow, is that twitter user Pointless Ghost? He draws the best houseki art, but those boobs are awfully big...

by yoyothong January 12, 2022