Penis

The ding dong in-between your legs.

You beat it to get pleasure and let out your special love juice.
My penis is rock hard, I should probably jerk off to something.
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Penis

The thing dangeling in your crotch area that everyone wants to have but only males get
by GonDural February 5, 2023
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Penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. The penis is the male organ used for urination and sexual intercourse. The penis is located above the scrotum. It is made of spongy tissue and blood vessels. The shaft of the penis surrounds the urethra and is connected to the pubic bone. The penis is vulnerable to many diseases like balinitis. Balanitis is most common in uncircumcised men. Causes include skin disorders, infection, poor hygiene, uncontrolled diabetes and harsh soaps.
Symptoms include pain, redness and a foul-smelling discharge from under the foreskin.
Treatment depends on the cause, but may require antibiotics, steroid creams or antifungal creams. In extreme cases, the foreskin may need to be removed (circumcision). There is another disease which the penis can have. this is Pryonies Desiese.

Peyronie’s disease is a type of ED that happens when scar tissue causes your penis to bend or curve unusually.
A slight penis curve is completely normal. But the curve associated Peyronie’s disease is usually more distinct. It can result from a penis injury or trauma that causes scar tissue, called plaque, to build up.
sharp bend or curve of the penis
hard lumps or tissue on the bottom or side of your penis shaft or all the way around
pain or discomfort when you get hard or ejaculate
penis shrinkage or shortening
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Penis Flakes

People that are uncircumcised and dont clean inside there foreskin
Oliver: Rj you better clean you penis or else you'll get Penis Flakes!
by Todd42032 August 29, 2022
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Penis

Penis is a penis, you like penis? you touched your best guy friend on the shoulder?? YOUR GAY and you like penis's
noah: hey dude can you rub my shoulder

jake: sure

narrator: gasp your gay now because you are rubbing his shoulders means you like penis
by Batisgay June 10, 2022
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Gutter Penis

A penis that is found in or around a gutter.
Stacy picked up the gutter penis and proceeded to put it in her mouth.
by WileyLouis November 12, 2012
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Penis Honker

Someone who honks the head of a penis similar to that of how a clown would honk their nose.
John: I've heard Ralph tends to be a rather big penis honker
Ralph: Thanks you fucking clown
by TheFerretThatBreathes November 15, 2018
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