Taste like Linton

Very low quality, or poorly cooked food.

Guy1: I had da worst crab cake yesterdee, dern if dat weren't a good eat. Taste like Linton.
Guy2: Waiiiiit. I bet dat weren't mealy.

by cheaseypeake February 17, 2014

like a goat

When something is occurring that is quite grandiose or even just plain crazy.

As it was snowing hard outside and visibility was poor, Todd exclaimed, "It's snowing like a goat!"

by GlenYudismaki February 24, 2014

slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 13, 2014

poppin' swags like a toaster

It's like poppin' swags, but like a toaster.

Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.

by Gangster Fart April 22, 2014

built like a suitcase

Sturdy like a suitcase. You can fit a lot into her (during sex). Or meaning she as a big ass.

"Damn, girl! You are built like a suitcase!"

by frazzle1122 May 6, 2014

Carried like a six pack

When you stick your one finger in her pussy and one in her asshole just like carrying a six pack

So Last night were getting heavy so i carried like a six pack and she came right away

by Crazychris April 14, 2014

like-an-angel

1. The act of sucking dick so good that is can only be compared to an angel.
2. Sucking dick so good that it feels like a divine gift from god.

Yo man, I heard this dime Brianna sucks dick like-an-angel.

by CollegeLife April 14, 2014