When your girlfriend cheats on you with her best friend but tries to justify it by calling it a “friendly fuck”. Usually only used by thots
Random person: what’s going on between you and wrae? I heard you fucked
Daisie: oh don’t worry it was only a friendly fuck nothing to be worried about
Daisie: oh don’t worry it was only a friendly fuck nothing to be worried about
by FuckOffDaisie July 16, 2019
Get the Friendly Fuck mug.A person who tends to be tall, has glasses, bowls and has no looks to get a girl. Besides his cash! What a fucking rich!
by Ochseni24 April 8, 2017
Get the fucking rich mug.Cactus fuck is when a girl or guy or possibly both has forgotten to shave their pubic / public hair after it has come to a stubble and yet still decide to place ones floppy nugget / penis into the others corn hole or meat cove / b hole-vagina and the hair stubble feels like cactus quills on your cock resulting in the loss of skin and blood yet still some how fun.
Hey Becky did you see the way that Steven is walking today? Hilda told me that she snuck the old Cactus fuck in on Steve last night. His juicer must look like the inside of a Iraqis car after a firefight.. she told me that when they woke up in the morning his cock was glued to the bed sheets with blood. Ewwwwaaahhh
by Fluffy chub January 20, 2017
Get the Cactus fuck mug.“Mentally Fucked” is a politically correct way of using Re**** The word was and has never been used towards those with mental differences, rather, towards individuals who have went above and beyond the call of idiotic tendencies.
Thomas, I was wondering if you wanted to come with me to a Nickel Back concert on the 13th?
No, because that’s mentally fucked.
No, because that’s mentally fucked.
by TheLegend361 February 11, 2020
Get the Mentally Fucked mug.The act of returning a prolapsed rectum to it's original place with an erect penis. Also used as an insult.
"That dude is a total Prolapse-fuck!"
"When she tore her rectum, I just prolapse-fucked it back into place."
"I had a dream that I was in Hell, and my punishment was an eternal prolapse-fucking.
"When she tore her rectum, I just prolapse-fucked it back into place."
"I had a dream that I was in Hell, and my punishment was an eternal prolapse-fucking.
by Evad Brovachek December 18, 2011
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Verb: To deliberately destroy someone and their morale by means of subjecting them to menial tasks until they're but a ghost in a shell devoid of any higher level thinking for fear of further administrative punishment.
Verb: To deliberately destroy someone and their morale by means of subjecting them to menial tasks until they're but a ghost in a shell devoid of any higher level thinking for fear of further administrative punishment.
Worker: My Boss work-fucked and now I'm stuck in the office all weekend.
Boss: I will work-fuck you until your Soul Evaporates! (cracked.com)
Boss: I will work-fuck you until your Soul Evaporates! (cracked.com)
by DarkoBrutal October 12, 2011
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Man: Ahh man, i don't feel like fucking today.
Women: Wow, your fucking lazy! Hmph.
Man: Ahh man, i don't feel like fucking today.
Women: Wow, your fucking lazy! Hmph.
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