Upside the head

A slapping of one's head with an open hand or penis. In order to successfully complete a slap upside the head, the slap must be in an upward motion. The point of contact is usually on the side of the head or occasionally, towards the back and always around the ear. These types of slaps are brought on by those who something completely idiotic, who just don't get it, who owe money or just don't know how to listen. This variation of the slap is not meant to physically hurt, just insult/demean them and hurt their feelings becuase they are a complete moron or they owe you a lot of money. It can also be used as a type of dick slap meant to put your bitch in her place.

Example 1 -
Him - "Hey! I can't believe my bike just got stolen."
Me "Oh my god! How did that happen"
Him "Well, i left it in the alley and didn't bother to lock it"
Me "You are stupid and will need to be slapped upside the head."
Example 2 -
"My dear, I must say today's ball-sucking session is quite subpar and may call for dick slap upside thy head."

Upside the head by Frarah October 19, 2007

water head 

Slang: term used to describe the bloated puffy face that people usually get from eating too much rice.

That filipino guy must eat alot of rice, check out his water head.

water head by therealwaterhead April 16, 2007

making bread, getting head 

making sense the right way and getting smart and creative along the way.
Bread= load a lot of knowledge and understanding
Head= Using your mind to see things around you. You perverts.

I don't care how boring the teacher may be but as long as he is making bread, getting head along the way it is ok with me.

making bread, getting head by D. Klyce October 1, 2005

Grateful Head

When a female sucks your cock because you gave her a really nice present.

"Dude I got my lady a curling iron, tickets to Linkin Park and a necklace from Tiffany's."

"Man you're gonna get some greatful head for that shit. Make sure you do that busting spokes thing and make her say my name too."

Grateful Head by spokes1124 December 24, 2003

small head man beatdown 

it is when you either grab small head man by the legs and swing him at people, causing his head to collide into their body at very high speeds.

or you simply find small head man and beat the shit out of him

hey, lets go find smalley and give lev a small head man beatdown

small head man beatdown by esteban bag October 10, 2004

Joe-Head

(noun, singular): The person you should always come to when he calls you; an irresistible Joe who also wants YOU

Heather came home one day and Joe said, Come to Joe-Head, and Heather came. (Variant phrasings might include "come to the head of Joe")

Joe-Head by Joe-Head April 14, 2006

Bird Head 

A term to describe a girl with very small hair on her head, like a fade

Hey Ray, did you see that bird head on the run way?

Bird Head by Ryan aka Da Infamous January 2, 2009