puck cheese

The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.

I need to take a bath because puck cheese has collected in my belly rolls.

by Octopia October 05, 2017

Blue Vein Cheese

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job

on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed

Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'

Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you

Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..

Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!

Greg: Oh...Alright..

by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010

Mac N’ Cheese Man

Short lived docu-series about the Mac N’ Cheese Man that peaked in relevance mid quarantine (2020). Sadly the man himself has fell to a crippling meth addiction and resides in Fresno, CA.

“Yo, remember that Mac N’ Cheese Man series back in quarantine?”
“LMAO. Remember when he called to his wise Jewish uncle for advice in the forest?”

by dontbuyfrompairchief September 26, 2022

Summer Ass Cheese

when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.

My girl was interested until she smelled my summer ass cheese.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Sink Cheese

The creamy build up found in the cracks and crevices of your kitchen sink. Formed from sink milk, the grotty water that doesn’t drain from the draining board or dries around the sink. Usually found in student accommodation because no one wants the responsibility of cleaning the kitchen.

After 6 months of the students living in their apartment, the sink cheese had grown strong enough that bleach alone was not enough to remove it

by April 16, 2021

cheese savoury

The gayest of any sandwich filling

Hey look at Dave eating that cheese savoury sandwich. He must be gay

by Matty365 January 12, 2023

Making Cheese Angels

Just another word for having sex

"We just were Making Cheese Angels."

by Zaddy mark February 11, 2018