Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.
She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.
by Lotharian October 11, 2020
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The pummleing of ones asshole with your tongue .....licking anus... making out with ones buttox .
I tongue punched that hos fartbox last night ...I'm a champion fart boxer.
by Dilsnicks inferno March 5, 2018
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A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action
"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."
by DarcyDog December 21, 2018
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When a man says he will "break your fart box" that means that he is planning on interduesing you to rough and painful anal sex. When a female says that, that means at some point she will force an object ( most of the time large) in to your anal cavity.
" if you don't stop saying that crazy stuff I'ma brake your fart box"
by Rocksaw_fartbox36 October 6, 2019
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Organization founded in 2020 by Sir Yew Fart. Many organization meetings include sports activities or study groups, but mostly for talking shit about someone or something.
Who are those sketchy people?

Oh they are from Yew Fart.
by rbkaahlla November 26, 2021
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A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.
"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"
by Ehwhy August 11, 2020
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The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
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