Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.

Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"

by BrownKandy August 22, 2011

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

Cootie Brown

Term used for being hot as hell.

Fred: Man, it's hotter than Cootie Brown out here!

Barbette: You're telling me!

by JarrusAeterna November 13, 2011

Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.

Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."

by Eizzil Rose November 22, 2011

lactic brown

A term used in athletic training circles, intense anaerobic training causes a build-up of lactic acid leading to a spontaneous bout of diarrhoea. The acidic nature of said stool leads to severe ring sting, similar to ghandi's revenge but entirely self-inflicted

That session yesterday was savage, it gave me serious lactic brown

by VetCallum400 June 14, 2011

Brown Out

When one passes out while taking a massive dump.

"Dude I had a brown out an hour ago!"

"What the hell is a brown out?"

"It's when you pass out when your taking a really big crap!"

by boomjigger October 14, 2011

Moob Brown

Crazy ass nigga tryin to roll a blunt.

"moob brown isnt fat, hes full of sexyness"

by frenchykpinga October 31, 2011