Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023

Birthday time

Birthday time is the 7 days before your birthday, and the 7 days afterwards.

My birthday time starts tomorrow

by tjbeus February 1, 2023

Dierreler Time

When you are waiting for your dealer to get back to you and they are taking too long and you come to the point that if it happens it happens, if it don’t it don’t. Also see Radiate App.

Looking for a ball bro, but if this guy is working on Dierreler Time if it happens it happens, if it don’t it don’t.

by Iamwebster1307 February 2, 2023

Every Time You Go Away

… Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
… Hey
If we can solve any problem
Then why do we lose so many tears?
Oh, so you go again
When the leading man appears
… Always the same thing
Can't you see
We've got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you

Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Go on and go free, yeah
Maybe you're too close to see
I can feel your body move
Doesn't mean that much to me
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause can't you see?
We got everything
Baby, even though you know
… Every time you go away, yeah
You take a piece of me with you, oh
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Oh
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause, baby, can't you see?
We got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
… Picking up the pieces
Every time you go away (ooh)
You take a piece of me with you (be careful)
Every time you go away (every time you go)
You take a piece of me with you
You take a piece of me
Every time you go away (oh)
You take a piece of me with you (every time you go)

by Death Menace February 2, 2023

Gadd Time

The time between when Gadd_Gaming says he is coming online and when he's actually online

Shaun: is anybody going to be online soon?
Gadd_Gaming: I'll be on after dinner
Shaun: It seems that Gadd Time has commenced

by GRT_Hooligan February 5, 2023

Pacific Time Zone Syndrome

The constant suffering of missing out on events, social interaction, or not being able to be with your friends in some way because by the time you are available everyone else has already gone to bed

You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them

Pacific Time Zone Syndrome is a bitch. I just got back from school and its already 8pm for him

by tronytroo February 5, 2023

Facebook Time-Traveler

(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.

So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.

by Cappy C February 6, 2023