Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

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by Capkin March 11, 2018

Do Not The Cat

The phrase is grammatically incorrect because it’s missing a verb that would indicate what action should not be performed on the cat.

When someone is petting a cat too hard, he will be told “Do Not The Cat”

by The Goblin Slayer August 30, 2023

gorfir do the meht!?

cool people who do cool things

"you are just mad because you are angry" - gorfir do the meht!? member R
"mario wasnt thick enough in the new movie" - gorfir do the meht!? member S

by sapphicsapphire April 05, 2023

To call do-over

To desconsiderate, to neglect, to ignore something envolved at some circumstance. It can be used more often during kind of games or situations when a person does not want to count with the effect or the result of them.
The semantic of only "do-over" matches with "to restart", then do not mistake the meanings.

— Wait... you said I coudn't move the pawn like that.
— No, I didn't...
— Of course you did it!
— Whatever! We just need to call do-over
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Supernatural, Season 2-Episode 5 at 36:04min dialogue:

— I heard you before, Dean, when Andy made you tell the truth. You're just as scared of this as I am.
— That was mind control! It's like being roofied, man! It doesn't count.
— What?
— No, I'm calling do-over.
— What? Are you seven?!
— Doesn't matter.

by Tsunade-sama January 26, 2019

Doing a Lenin

Age prematurely; look way older than you actually are. In memory of Lenin, who died at 54 even though he looked like a sage from Ancient Greece. Variants: go all Lenin; leninize.

Do you remember William from high school? You can barely recognize him now that he's bald. He's, like, 26 but he's totally doing a Lenin there.

by Elnath July 31, 2017

Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas

A lowkey way to ask someone if they smoke where the people who smoke, get it. and those who dont are just confused

Example 1:

Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas ?

Kid 2: Yeahhh, wanna hit my pen?

Example 2:

Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas

Kid 3: Huh? Who?

by Luvrophie September 29, 2022