sex penis

a special kind of human (optional) penis that is made in a lab for the use of sex for scientific research.

me and my uni flatmates were producing sex penises in our crack lab.

by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

poopoo penis

when you do anal but your partner hasn't wiped

Mike got a fat chode of a poopoo penis when he stuck it in a poopy butthole.

by averagexeno May 5, 2020

Penis

A body part most commonly on a male. I don't really know why people like them though, cause they're just soggy carrots. No one likes a soggy carrot.

"Ick. Look at this soggy carrot."
"It reminds me of a penis."

by Emerson Bruh May 6, 2021

penis hair

a penis made of hair

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr

by Exploiter March 23, 2021

penis

a meaty stick like thing that becomes hard at times and starts ejecting white liquid when prompted or just randomly when you are having a steamy dream

guy 1:man i had a wet dream last night and my penis ejected white sticky liquid

guy 2:i didint need to know that!

by i love jojos bizarre adventure September 18, 2022

Penis grind

when you attempt a 50-50 on on a ledge or rail while riding a skateoard, you dont pop enough and your back truck doesnt make it on.(like a backwards smith gring)

"Bro you fuckin suck, quit doin penis grinds and land it."

by Harri Balsonya March 4, 2009