Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race

Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.

by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024

Emoji Cat Heat

Cat OC's made from emojis having NSFW content. Mostly made from children. A part of the brainrot gen alpha series of gooning.

1: I like Emoji Cat Heat
2: get away D:

by GoopyShake340 June 10, 2024

Chester Cat

He watches AV every day. Once, he searched 'porn' at school and was punished by his teacher. He can transform into a cat with bloody colours. He lives with his cats.

Student A: I like Chester Cat!
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by cho duck December 17, 2019

Cat

An animal that is cool and cute but can kill you

What does a cat say when you step on their tail?

ME-OW!

by kiera_the_cat December 5, 2021

Femme Cat

A person who complains a lot and never relaxes. Often comes across bitchy and judgy, secretly needs love. Alternative slang word for bitch / pussy.

Why is he being such a femme cat? He needs to chill out.
Don't be a femme cat about it, stop whining.

by CyberiusXVII December 28, 2020

Invisible cat

a cat that is invisible

Katie has an invisible cat

by K Marie B January 17, 2021

cat mum

A lonely woman, mostly in her 30 or 40s, that tends to call herself cat mum instead of pet owner and not married with children. The person typically also has feminist/childfree views and uses the term as a coping mechanism to show others how „independent“ and „happy“ she is with her choice.

She is 35 and still only has hookups and no stable relationships. She will surely end as a cat mum.

by GiantCope September 8, 2023